Now I love porn as much as the next straight man without significant female companionship (oh, pity poor Captain Mojo), but I think this most recent spam to fall into the inbox goes too far. Now I know different strokes for different folks, but who is interested in 3 foot telescoping demon cock? Of course large penises have a large following among many, and robotics and demonology are both fascinating areas, I’m sure. But to combine all of these into a single focus of filth is extraordinary.

In the interest of journalism, I examined this email thoroughly, and found this fascinating piece of advertising nothing more than a cheap advert for an anime-style porn site. Somehow disappointing for such a novel combination of whacked-out fetishes.