At Least The Man Has Good Taste

Well, we survived the 9-11 anniversary without so much as a pipe bomb going off, so I think life’s gradually returning to normal. As more evidence of this, I present the following “news” item:

LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- A "drooling, droopy-eyed" Nick Nolte was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol Wednesday after a police officer saw the actor's car swerving across a Malibu highway.

Actually, my intention is not to point out how vapid and idiotic celebrity news is. The only reason I bring up this story is to point out the mugshot photo of Nolte I found on Drudge:

Is that not the greatest shirt ever? Now, I’m a connoisseur of loud, obnoxious Hawaiian shirts (in fact, I’m wearing one right now), and let me tell you, that one’s a ‘beaut. Notice how the bright yellow flowers violently clash with the mellower blues, greens, and reds. The words printed in white are just icing on the cake. Magnificent.

One look at ol’ Nick proves how trashed he is, though. Just look at that top button. It’s buttoned! Madness I say.

 

Posted by Captain Mojo at September 12, 2002 12:41 PM | TrackBack