If there’s such a place as punk rock hell, I think I’ve earned a very special place in it after today. Yes friends, I present to you my very own version of the Sex Pistols classic, Anarchy In The UK (1.2 megabyte mp3 file), recorded in my apartment this very evening.

I’d long planned to do a folked-out Elliot Smith-esque version, but as I was getting belligerently drunk on Friday night, listening to the Old 97’s, a wonderful thought struck me: the only thing more anti-punk than folk, is country. Thus the new version quickly took form in my head, and hilarity thus enraptured my brain.

Well, my guitar work ain’t the best, and I’m not the world’s best singer, oh, and the recording quality sucks too. But I still crack up every time I listen to it.

And, yes, I do spend my weekends thinking up stupid shit like this. I desperately need to get a life...