...And I know you're out there.

Are you tired of looking silly in your tin foil hats, but afraid to let your guard down in the face of CIA / Zionist Conspiracy / Bush Family / Soviet / Frankenstein Computer God mind control beams? Well, my fashioned minded friend, there is an answer. The EMF Safety Garment Store has all your protection needs covered, with electromagnetically shielded apparel of all sorts. For the mind control set, there is the lovely baseball cap. For those afraid of the heart-stopping death ray, but still need to attend that important meeting, there's the Deluxe Shielding Dress Shirt. And of course there's the shielded boxers, 'cause God knows what THEY're trying to do down there...

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