Well, Turkeyday is complete, and now my fridge is full of leftovers from Mom's delicious thanksgiving feast. It is a fine, fine holiday.

How the wussy edge of the political spectrum could have such a problem with the great feast confounds me. I mean, c'mon Moby, does this bird deserve to live?

And the purveyors of the dreadfully hideous Tofurky must all be rounded up and handled with extreme prejudice. Fucking savages.