I swear, it's like this quiz read my freaking mind...

Dude! You have an American Attitude! Sweet!
You're a gun-toting, bar-dancing, ya'll-saying, t.v. show-copying,
war-waging, ass-patting, hamburger over-eater.
Take the What the Hell Kinda Attitude is That? Quiz at aka cooties

Via the newly engaged Andrew Ian Dodge, over at Sasha Castel's joint.