The Kid Sister has just posted pictures from the Mojo family Christmas tree at the Mojo Parent's house. 8 feet tall, and 6 feet wide, it is properly megalomaniacal. Last year they got some puny 6 foot tall midget tree, which outraged me. I bitched somethin' fierce, and you know what they say about the squeaky wheel. This year, our tree can eat your tree.

And yes, the homoerotic elves and effeminate Santa decorating the tree are a long standing family tradition. After decorating this monstrosity, we set out to gather earthworms in the rain and held the annual offensive noise contest. We're a very strange bunch, and I must never, ever, bring women home to meet the family.

Happy Festivus!