After tuning into MTV for a short time (Celebrity Deathmatch was on, don't judge me too harshly!), they showed a new cartoon called Clone High USA. The concept: in the 1980s a shadowy conspiracy harvested the remains of great leaders from the past and cloned them. Now these clones are all gathered together in a single high school. Hilarity thus ensues.

The primary storyline revolves around Abraham Lincoln's putzy teenage character in a desperate competition with the popular and irritatingly dumb JFK for the affection of the hot and manipulative Cleopatra. Oh yeah, and JFK is being raised by two flamboyant homosexuals, and Marilyn Manson (who sings the praises of the food Pyramid) is a licensed doctor.

Other characters involve Abe's best friend Joan of Arc, who secretly lusts for a little honest Abeing, and his other friend, the high-fiving, fun loving clown, Mohatmas Ghandi.

Historical sacrilege... I love it.