The Texas Democrat run for the border cracks my ass up.

It also fills my brain with all kinds of fantastical notions of hunting down politicians, with Boba Fett-esque bounty hunting efficiency. I could even have a jet pack and shit. It would totally rule.

C'mon folks, don't y'all relish the thought of hunting down politicians (whatever their political affiliation may be) like the vermin they are? I don't think there's a single member of my state's vile House or Senate, GOP or Dem, that I wouldn't like to see drug in by their hair screaming. Oh, what a fantasy...

Too bad the Texas House's sergeant-at-arms can't offer up interstate bounties, cause I'd be there lickity-split with a giant butterfly net, a bottle of whiskey, and a big grin on my face.