For those who haven't done it yet and may be curious, a glass of red wine liberally spilled on the keyboard of your laptop is a bad, bad, bad, bad thing.

The worst part is, I wasn't even drunk. First glass of the night.

Now I'm stuck using my desktop system, which I've always tried to reserve strictly for games and porn. The desktop is faster and all, but now I can't surf from my Lay-Z-Boy.

Fooooock!

So, I guess my plan to upgrade has become somewhat more urgent. Stuuupid prophetic bloging...