Arnahld is in, to everyone and no one's surprise. Expect pictures alleging Schwarzenegger’s steroid use and gay porn roles to mysteriously emerge from the vicinity of Sacramento.

But Arnie is small potatoes, compared to another political giant announcing his candidacy:

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the next governor of the great state of California, former child star and current freaky midget, Gary Coleman.

“What you talkin’ ‘bout, Gray Davis?”

He’s gonna beat the pants off of convicted fruit murderer, Leo Gallagher. I mean, the destroyer of webster can't possibly be beaten!

This’ll be fun as hell to watch, but I praise Buddha I don’t live there.

May god have mercy on their souls.