After slightly more than six months encamped in a desolate Unnamed Middle Eastern Country doing god knows what, our favorite Naval Officer / rabid Mac-boy / Cheesecake Enthusiast, Kevin, will be returning home to the good ol’ US of A in but a few short days.

And if he can hurry up and get that Paypal link up, he’s almost certain to have mounds of cash magically appear in his emergency “six-months-in-a-Muslim-country-time-to-get-hammered” fund...