http://www.captainmojo.com/blog/ Beer, a computer, and an irritable monkey can be a very dangerous thing en-us 2003-12-26T16:55:09-08:00 2009-04-25T03:49:04-08:00 This site is going on life support, while I figure out what I really want to do with it. In... http://www.captainmojo.com/blog/archives/001049.html Tycen Hopkins 2003-12-26T16:55:09-08:00 Cut this picture into you and me Burn it backwards kill this history Make it over make it stay away... http://www.captainmojo.com/blog/archives/001048.html Tycen Hopkins 2003-10-22T22:31:21-08:00 Ya, ya , ya. I know. Almost a whole month without a post. I suck. The spirit is willing, but... http://www.captainmojo.com/blog/archives/001047.html Tycen Hopkins 2003-10-17T23:19:37-08:00 Much has been made about the following Howard Dean quote during the dem debate:We need to remember that the enemy... http://www.captainmojo.com/blog/archives/001046.html Tycen Hopkins 2003-09-27T02:17:02-08:00 Ladies and gentlemen, I present for your amusement and education, direct from my inbox, poorly conceived penis enlargement spam: I... http://www.captainmojo.com/blog/archives/001045.html Tycen Hopkins 2003-09-19T22:42:32-08:00 Yes, friends, the people of Seattle have finally seen a tax they didn’t like. I know, I can’t believe it... http://www.captainmojo.com/blog/archives/001044.html Tycen Hopkins 2003-09-16T23:55:59-08:00 I’m not one to usually care when a celebrity bites it. Hell, I’m usually rooting for disease and accident to... http://www.captainmojo.com/blog/archives/001043.html Tycen Hopkins 2003-09-12T19:05:57-08:00 After slightly more than six months encamped in a desolate Unnamed Middle Eastern Country doing god knows what, our favorite... http://www.captainmojo.com/blog/archives/001042.html Tycen Hopkins 2003-09-03T17:11:16-08:00 Between long-term drinking binges (a week of vacation with nothing to do does interesting things to a man's alcohol consumption)... http://www.captainmojo.com/blog/archives/001041.html Tycen Hopkins 2003-09-03T00:14:24-08:00 Arnahld is in, to everyone and no one's surprise. Expect pictures alleging Schwarzenegger’s steroid use and gay porn roles to... http://www.captainmojo.com/blog/archives/001040.html Tycen Hopkins 2003-08-06T21:47:20-08:00 The Guardian reports that Soviet agents attempted to kill John Wayne in the early 50s:Joseph Stalin ordered the KGB to... http://www.captainmojo.com/blog/archives/001039.html Tycen Hopkins 2003-08-01T12:56:00-08:00 But I just couldn't resist! Which Colossal Death Robot Are You? You are Optimus Prime! Vast, red and ready to... http://www.captainmojo.com/blog/archives/001031.html Tycen Hopkins 2003-07-24T11:22:42-08:00 Did I say wake? I meant a small celebration. I know it's ungentlemanly to laugh at the newly dead, but... http://www.captainmojo.com/blog/archives/001029.html Tycen Hopkins 2003-07-22T14:22:23-08:00 I'm finally getting around to watching Tony Blair's speech to congress from CSPAN’s stream. Fairly impressive. Sure there was plenty... http://www.captainmojo.com/blog/archives/001026.html Tycen Hopkins 2003-07-19T00:58:45-08:00 The new laptop arrived today! This is indeed a joyous event. Drunken, Lay-Z-Boy blogging will recommence shortly...... http://www.captainmojo.com/blog/archives/001023.html Tycen Hopkins 2003-07-15T17:07:38-08:00