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Quotes...
"Hey Colter, you like Dick's?...Yeah, me too."
--David--
Never say "OOPS!" always say "Ah, Interesting!"
--Unknown--
"I am Captain Buggernuts, the masked bumcake avenger! My mission is to save the world from uh...the evil Dr. Assrot and his evil accomplishes on my trusty hydro-chopper"
--Angry Kid--
When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
--Rodney Dangerfield--
"A girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home."
--Rodney Dangerfield--
"Poets have been curiously silent on the subject of cheese."
--G.K.Chesterton--
"Never stand between a dog and the hydrant."
--John Peers--
"Never moon a werewolf."
--Mike Binder--
Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
--Anonymous--
"You're never alone with schizophrenia."
--Anonymous--
"Honk if you love Hanson. Then run into a tree"
--Anonymous--
"Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can't remember"
--Anonymous--
"If olive oil is made by squeezing olives, how is baby oil made?"
--Anonymous--
"Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo."
--Anonymous--
"If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?"
--Anonymous--
Q: "Why did Piglet look in the toilet?"
A: "He wanted to see Pooh."
--Anonymous--
"e-i-e-i-o is actually a gross misspelling of the word "farm"."
--Unknown--
"5 out of 4 people don't understand fractions."
--Unknown--
"He who laughs last thinks slowest."
--Unknown--
"Feet Smell? Nose Run? Hey, you're upside down!"
--Unknown--
"Tell your little voices to SHUT UP! I can't hear mine..."
--Unknown--
"We don't swim in your toilet,
so please don't pee in our pool!"
--Pool Sign--
"...The first thing I hear when I come in the door, is David Brodes saying, Tim's touching me..."
--Ms. Chinn--
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