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About Me...
My name is Madeline, but my friends *laughs* call me Mad. I'm 16 years old and live in Seattle, WA.
Flannels, t-shirts, tank tops and bell-bottom jeans make up my entire wardrobe. Although pants are all I wear, I share the same hatred for them as Homer Simpsons.
I never had an imaginary friend while growing up, so I do now. My imaginary friend is an alien friend by the name of Retro Bob (pictured below).
I also have tiny imaginary enemies, the Space Elves, that are constantly getting me into trouble. (Damn you space elves! Damn you! *shakes fist*). Then there are the Shadow People, Psycho Suzy, and Fidgety Fred (formally known as Fidgety Midget).
Past decades fascinate me. The clothes, the music, the crazes, everything. From the swing era to the 70s. I enjoy it all. But not much of the 80s. Because the 80s pretty much sucked. For god sakes, they brought us "Saved by the Bell"! Well, The Labyrinth is great, and the Goonies...Ok, it did have a few good things, but in comparison with other decades, it sucked like...the late nineties.
Other than "Saved By The Bell, TV is pretty good (well, not on sundays...unless you like sports. Which I don't...). I have wasted many o' hours sitting in front of that glorious box. Currently my favorite shows include The Simpsons, Gilmore Girls, Family Guy, Passions (yes, that corny soap opera. It's hilarious you must tune in), King of the Hill, Conan O'brian and many other various programs. I usually turn off tv after conan, because I hate Carson Daly. He needs to go away. Now he takes up the "Late Friday" slot which I enjoyed so much. Damn that Daly, man. Damn him to hell...
Where was I? Oh yes. PBS is only good if it is showing a documentary, NOVA, or another type of special. Also, the occasional british comedies. And, oh yes. The Teletubbies.
The final form of entertainment for me is music. Music takes up the largest portion of my life. The range of music I listen to surprises even I. I will not go into the different genre, because it would take far too long and I might frighten you away with talk of yodeling and such.
My lifetime goals are simple, really. I plan on going to college close to home. Then hopefully I will obtain a good paying job and eventually buy a house. When I grow old, I will sit on my large wooden porch, rocking in a rocking chair threatening the neighborhood children with my shotgun.
El Fin.
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